Why in most of the love stories mother agrees and father disagrees??
Because mother knows what is love.......and father knows what life is!!
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
A white paper on best practises of boozing!!
This blog is a result of 'kadi tapasya' done by me and my friends over a period of 6 years. This has been tested in bars from Kothamangalam to Amsterdam(Jaggu..hope you are reading this) and on brands ranging from 'Jawan' which cost 120 per liter to Jack Daniel's ( i dont know the price, i never paid for it :-)).
Readers(if any) are welcome to put their own research theories and also contradict with us provided that they meet the basic criteria which is given below.
1.Must have the ability to drink at least 6 pegs without puking.
2.Should have experience in this field for minimum five years without a gap of not more than 2 months.
So anyone who matches the above two criteria is all welcome to put up his hypothesis on this blog.
GOLDEN RULES OF BOOZING:
1.Never booze when upset. Booze only to celebrate.
2.Boozing is never addictive. So don't even try!!(to get addicted)
*. Never booze alone.
3.Call up your GF after the third peg. Tell her how much you love her and how nothing else matters to you other than her. When you ve had your third peg, you have this strange ability to speak as if there is no more blood flowing in your veins but alcohol and yet manage to be in control of what you speak.Girls are more often than not fool enough to believe that when a guy drinks, he speaks nothing but truth. Exploit this to the maximum!!
CAUTION:
Never call your GF after the 6th peg. Who knows you might just start speaking the truth!!!
4.Booze slowly and steadily. Booze to be on the high and not to tumble down and puke all over. If you just wanna sleep, try sleeping pills instead!
5.Never go by the society rules of taking sips. If you feel uncomfortable with the taste, gulp it down immediately. After all, the whole purpose is to get the kick! If its the taste that you are looking for, try ice cream!
6.Dip your finger in the spiciest of pickle, rub it on your tongue and exhale as soon as the liquor traces its way down your throat. Helps to overcome jerk which might be a result of resistance offered by your body. This may not be correct scientifically, test it your own risk.
This is applicable only if you are not a seasoned drinker!! For a seasoned drinker, there is no jerk in the first place!
7.Now this one is scientific .Drink a lot of water! Alcohol has a dehydrating effect on your body. So compensate for the lost water by drinking more(water of course!!)
8.Your liver generates in every 6 months(My friend says so and generally he is right!). So no matter how much u drink, you can always take break and start again!
To be continued......
Readers(if any) are welcome to put their own research theories and also contradict with us provided that they meet the basic criteria which is given below.
1.Must have the ability to drink at least 6 pegs without puking.
2.Should have experience in this field for minimum five years without a gap of not more than 2 months.
So anyone who matches the above two criteria is all welcome to put up his hypothesis on this blog.
GOLDEN RULES OF BOOZING:
1.Never booze when upset. Booze only to celebrate.
2.Boozing is never addictive. So don't even try!!(to get addicted)
*. Never booze alone.
3.Call up your GF after the third peg. Tell her how much you love her and how nothing else matters to you other than her. When you ve had your third peg, you have this strange ability to speak as if there is no more blood flowing in your veins but alcohol and yet manage to be in control of what you speak.Girls are more often than not fool enough to believe that when a guy drinks, he speaks nothing but truth. Exploit this to the maximum!!
CAUTION:
Never call your GF after the 6th peg. Who knows you might just start speaking the truth!!!
4.Booze slowly and steadily. Booze to be on the high and not to tumble down and puke all over. If you just wanna sleep, try sleeping pills instead!
5.Never go by the society rules of taking sips. If you feel uncomfortable with the taste, gulp it down immediately. After all, the whole purpose is to get the kick! If its the taste that you are looking for, try ice cream!
6.Dip your finger in the spiciest of pickle, rub it on your tongue and exhale as soon as the liquor traces its way down your throat. Helps to overcome jerk which might be a result of resistance offered by your body. This may not be correct scientifically, test it your own risk.
This is applicable only if you are not a seasoned drinker!! For a seasoned drinker, there is no jerk in the first place!
7.Now this one is scientific .Drink a lot of water! Alcohol has a dehydrating effect on your body. So compensate for the lost water by drinking more(water of course!!)
8.Your liver generates in every 6 months(My friend says so and generally he is right!). So no matter how much u drink, you can always take break and start again!
To be continued......
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